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Wednesday 9 September 2026

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Ovals, overs, and a pencil for the scorecard.

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Why was the netball so good at school?

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What do you call a lazy football?

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Why did the skier bring a map?

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How do umpires stay so cool?

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Why did the rowing eight go to the library?

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What is a cyclist's favourite dessert?

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Why don't bowling pins ever gossip?

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How did the AFL football get its bounce?

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Why was the hockey puck so quiet?

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What do you call a happy golfer?

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Why did the sprinter sit down?

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